OUR POLICIES


Please Know, Our Policies Can Be …..Hell, They Are Fluid.  We Adjust Things As Needed And Our Policies Can Change At Any Time, For Any Reason.  We Put This Here So You Will Know.  Things Are Busy, We’re Not Bored And We’d Rather Not Be Messing With Any Of This, BUT …It May Be Messed With.  OK, So There You Have It.  Things Are Kinda Right Where They Need To Be. How About You NOT Be The Reason We Have To Either Create A New Policy, Or Modify An Existing One?  That Would Be Wonderful.   Cheers, Rock and Michelle


“Sanity Backordered … Sarcasm In Unlimited Supply

HURRY, Place Your Order Now” — Rock

Folks, we’re clowning around, having fun, doing our thing. Is it “Passive-Aggressive?” Most likely to the cats that don’t get it. Is it sarcasm? Are we willing to “take what we give?” Absolutely. Feels good, ALIVE, laughing and fun. Sorry, we’re going to give you “Jazz.” We don’t mean to offend and (semi-sincere) apologies …….if you are. Look ….. it just didn’t work out. No one has to get upset about it, so many other places to stay

OUR SARCASM … ALL PART OF THE CHARM …
HERE AT, Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast


PERHAPS YOUR ANSWER IS HERE?

— If you DO ask (call or email) and the answer is here, we make fun of you before you arrive
— We then pretend we like you, acting all nice …… wanting to bring you things, smiling
— Finally, we then start making fun of you again after you leave. Do you really want to deal with all that?
— Friends, family finding out?  Viral on Social Media and YouTube?

Please read our Policies to answer any question before you get here

 


NEW FOR 2019

Coming Up On The Two Years Of Being Open Now And We’ve Decided It Would Be Fun To Start
Naming New Policies (And / Or Modifications) After The Folks Who Generated The Need For Them.
As Well, All Future Signs Will Have First Names and Towns Listed At The Bottoms.  We’re Thinking,
“Why Not?”  Either You Aren’t Coming Back, You Aren’t Allowed Back ….And You Are Giving Us A
Bad Review Anyway (Whatever) … So Why Not At Least Have Fun With It, Right?


  • WHEN YOU ARE THE REASON

 

EXAMPLES


  • BTW will not tolerate intentional damage to our property or the willful disregard of our policies


THE MOTHER POLICY


MANNERS / RESPECT / COURTESY