OUR POLICIES

 


“Sanity is Backordered…Sarcasm is in Unlimited Supply

HURRY, Place Your Order Now” — Rock

Folks, we’re clowning around, having fun, doing our thing. Is it “Passive-Aggressive?” Most likely to the cats that don’t get it. Is it sarcasm? Are we willing to “take what we give?” Absolutely. Feels good, ALIVE, funny and fun. Sorry, we’re going to give you “Jazz.” We don’t mean to offend and apologies …….if you are, well ….. it just didn’t work out. No one has to get upset about it, so many other places to stay.

OUR SARCASM ……. ALL PART OF THE CHARM, Beyond The Wall


PERHAPS YOUR ANSWER IS HERE?

If you DO ask (call or email) and the answer is here, we make fun of you before you arrive.  We then pretend we like you, acting all nice …… wanting to bring you things, smiling.  Finally, we then start making fun of you again after you leave. Do you really want to deal with all that?  Friends, family finding out?  Viral on Social Media and YouTube?

 

Please read our Policies to answer any question before you get here


  • BTW will not tolerate intentional damage to our property or the willful disregard of our policies 


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