BIG AND WEIRD?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Besides Your Husband………..

If You Are Planning On Bringing Something Big, And / Or Weird To Beyond The Wall …

PLEASE HAVE THE COURTESY TO INFORM US OF SUCH MATTERS AHEAD OF TIME

1. It’s Just Courteous
2. We Then Don’t Have To Stop What We Are Doing To Figure Out The “Surprise” You Just Brought Us
3. We Can Have Parking Already Situmacated For You
4. LAST…….You Just Wouldn’t Do That Stuff To Friends Or Family


• Trailer
• Camper
• 155mm Howitzer
• Boat
• Conestoga Wagon
• Jet Skis
• Go Carts
• John Deere Combine
• Golf Carts
• Snow Mobile
• RV
• ……..More


OR


• $10K Bicycles (That Require Security Guards)
• Canoes
• Backhoes
• Wind Surf Kite (Whatever You Call Them?)
• Kayaks
• Rototillers
• Paddle Boards
• Hang Gliders
• Log Splitters
• ……..More

NO……….. YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR (FILL IN THE BLANK) IN OUR GARAGE, IN YOUR ROOM, OR ON ANY PORCH

We Have A Great Bike Rack Covered By A 100%, Completely Dedicated Security Camera. The Bike Rack Is Hidden, And Masked By A Low Palm As Well

Folks, We’re Willing To Work With People On These Things (To A Degree), BUT………. At The Minimum, How About Some Advanced Notice?

As Well, When We Tell You That Your Bikes Cannot Go In Your Room, In Our Garage, Or On Any Porch…… It’s Not An Invitation For A Debate

YES, YES ……… We Know Other Places Will Let You Have Bikes All Over Their Property (As Some Of You Have Told Us) ………. Give Them A Call. They’ll Probably “Leave The Light On” For You And Everything

 

SOLUTION: Leave Them In Or On Your Vehicle While Here ………. If Our Bike Rack Is Not Sufficient

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cheers,

Michelle and Rock